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thechamberofsecrets:

people who say hot cocoa instead of hot chocolate make me...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://classyf-cker.tumblr.com/post/42377379897/thechamberofsecrets-people-who-say-hot-cocoa" target="_blank"&gt;classyf-cker&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thechamberofsecrets.tumblr.com/post/42189284808/people-who-say-hot-cocoa-instead-of-hot-chocolate" target="_blank"&gt;thechamberofsecrets&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;people who say hot cocoa instead of hot chocolate make me uncomfortable&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i had to scroll back up and reblog this because it spoke to me on an emotional level&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://hellahumour.tumblr.com/post/49958597551</link><guid>http://hellahumour.tumblr.com/post/49958597551</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 May 2013 17:21:09 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>it’s comedy</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/100decee3e3a09255a38fc45ef1a684d/tumblr_mkid4lDLut1rxvkrmo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://hellahumour.tumblr.com/" title="its comedy" target="_blank"&gt;it’s comedy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hellahumour.tumblr.com/post/47831437369</link><guid>http://hellahumour.tumblr.com/post/47831437369</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Apr 2013 22:38:58 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>laughburnscalories:

wise words to live by

it’s comedy</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lycd6elIJr1qedmglo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://laughburnscalories.tumblr.com/post/47545954850/wise-words-to-live-by" target="_blank"&gt;laughburnscalories&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;wise words to live by&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://hellahumour.tumblr.com/" title="its comedy" target="_blank"&gt;it’s comedy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hellahumour.tumblr.com/post/47830995953</link><guid>http://hellahumour.tumblr.com/post/47830995953</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Apr 2013 22:33:26 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>it’s comedy</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgyct5cQLC1qhpvhso1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://hellahumour.tumblr.com/" title="its comedy" target="_blank"&gt;it’s comedy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hellahumour.tumblr.com/post/47830524928</link><guid>http://hellahumour.tumblr.com/post/47830524928</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Apr 2013 22:27:29 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

beautiful moments like this come...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/45fd1959281f7c0082564cb8564cc238/tumblr_mkzhtwdoi51rn863co1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye.tumblr.com/post/47531283538/beautiful-moments-like-this-come-once-in-a" target="_blank"&gt;iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;beautiful moments like this come once in a lifetime&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://hellahumour.tumblr.com/" title="its comedy" target="_blank"&gt;it’s comedy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hellahumour.tumblr.com/post/47830066600</link><guid>http://hellahumour.tumblr.com/post/47830066600</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Apr 2013 22:21:45 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>it’s comedy</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e78e9c2ff4ea4056b2293998a49523b5/tumblr_mjvnnpM11J1qep5zro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://hellahumour.tumblr.com/" title="its comedy" target="_blank"&gt;it’s comedy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hellahumour.tumblr.com/post/47829611746</link><guid>http://hellahumour.tumblr.com/post/47829611746</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Apr 2013 22:16:03 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>drunkun:

omfg

it’s comedy</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/48cef7c9cd1c00c03c7f553b3b9f88c5/tumblr_ml4jltSDnZ1r8zq1ao1_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://meowperf.tk/post/47797123674/omfg" target="_blank"&gt;drunkun&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;omfg&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://hellahumour.tumblr.com/" title="its comedy" target="_blank"&gt;it’s comedy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hellahumour.tumblr.com/post/47829177813</link><guid>http://hellahumour.tumblr.com/post/47829177813</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Apr 2013 22:10:35 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>i’m always weirdly proud when my pee is clear because it’s like fuck yeah i’m so...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;i’m always weirdly proud when my pee is clear because it’s like fuck yeah i’m so hydrated &lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;a href="http://hellahumour.tumblr.com/" title="its comedy" target="_blank"&gt;it&amp;#8217;s comedy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hellahumour.tumblr.com/post/47828671169</link><guid>http://hellahumour.tumblr.com/post/47828671169</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Apr 2013 22:04:15 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>it’s comedy</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6503b5dddb6e2d13e4d21b25250f8312/tumblr_mjhgohvwLC1qh9nffo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d2272253c91ec0c1dc840b41f37a15ad/tumblr_mjhgohvwLC1qh9nffo2_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1f5809ac0591fa61d0c8f9e75cedb4e6/tumblr_mjhgohvwLC1qh9nffo3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/91e57ff149f61ea8c51fb1e1fe3f4812/tumblr_mjhgohvwLC1qh9nffo4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://hellahumour.tumblr.com/" title="its comedy" target="_blank"&gt;it’s comedy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hellahumour.tumblr.com/post/47828219936</link><guid>http://hellahumour.tumblr.com/post/47828219936</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Apr 2013 21:58:34 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>it’s comedy</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meha542ysX1qlpesno1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://hellahumour.tumblr.com/" title="its comedy" target="_blank"&gt;it’s comedy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hellahumour.tumblr.com/post/47827780893</link><guid>http://hellahumour.tumblr.com/post/47827780893</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Apr 2013 21:52:58 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>it’s comedy</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvlg7j2a5x1qad4ino1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://hellahumour.tumblr.com/" title="its comedy" target="_blank"&gt;it’s comedy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hellahumour.tumblr.com/post/47827346122</link><guid>http://hellahumour.tumblr.com/post/47827346122</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Apr 2013 21:47:28 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>zubat:

i don’t understand why people need to do drugs or party in order to have fun, have you tried...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://zubat.tumblr.com/post/32238800476/i-dont-understand-why-people-need-to-do-drugs-or" target="_blank"&gt;zubat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i don’t understand why people need to do drugs or party in order to have fun, have you tried mac n cheese&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://hellahumour.tumblr.com/" title="its comedy" target="_blank"&gt;it&amp;#8217;s comedy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hellahumour.tumblr.com/post/47826871428</link><guid>http://hellahumour.tumblr.com/post/47826871428</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Apr 2013 21:41:26 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>it’s comedy</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maw12brB2a1qkgh4go1_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://hellahumour.tumblr.com/" title="its comedy" target="_blank"&gt;it’s comedy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hellahumour.tumblr.com/post/47826380299</link><guid>http://hellahumour.tumblr.com/post/47826380299</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Apr 2013 21:35:09 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>itslarsyouguys:

YOU’RE a baby
I’M a baby
WE CAN BE BABIES...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwbuthxWxS1qzv7kno1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwbuthxWxS1qzv7kno2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwbuthxWxS1qzv7kno3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwbuthxWxS1qzv7kno4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://itslarsyouguys.tumblr.com/post/47758149862/youre-a-baby-im-a-baby-we-can-be-babies" target="_blank"&gt;itslarsyouguys&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;YOU’RE a baby&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’M a baby&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;WE CAN BE BABIES TOGETHER&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://hellahumour.tumblr.com/" title="its comedy" target="_blank"&gt;it’s comedy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hellahumour.tumblr.com/post/47825941987</link><guid>http://hellahumour.tumblr.com/post/47825941987</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Apr 2013 21:29:30 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>edgur:

rumour:

do i have low self esteem or am i ugly



it&amp;#8217;s comedy</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://edgur.tumblr.com/post/29666446201/rumour-do-i-have-low-self-esteem-or-am-i-ugly" target="_blank"&gt;edgur&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rumour.tumblr.com/post/29464137503/do-i-have-low-self-esteem-or-am-i-ugly" target="_blank"&gt;rumour&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;do i have low self esteem or am i ugly&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8xl3nKLx51qk8xor.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://hellahumour.tumblr.com/" title="its comedy" target="_blank"&gt;it&amp;#8217;s comedy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hellahumour.tumblr.com/post/47825497531</link><guid>http://hellahumour.tumblr.com/post/47825497531</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Apr 2013 21:23:43 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>it’s comedy</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7b0eb85493658ebd75adc3acbb129d11/tumblr_ml4g20gFaR1rw5yn2o1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e55f178ad57a83b3511bf3f801b11693/tumblr_ml4g20gFaR1rw5yn2o2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2c7c09364b9303f73f95429b3d501a0e/tumblr_ml4g20gFaR1rw5yn2o3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/210058cdc1801419918a534c698048dd/tumblr_ml4g20gFaR1rw5yn2o4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b5b6f56672845186170e4240c6a56114/tumblr_ml4g20gFaR1rw5yn2o5_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6ebcb28ab63ca8dd56d388df0652f266/tumblr_ml4g20gFaR1rw5yn2o6_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e04636d7bae4bc643154cd3fcc621637/tumblr_ml4g20gFaR1rw5yn2o7_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/70eb6483f5ba8d85a9b0ec5090a588c3/tumblr_ml4g20gFaR1rw5yn2o8_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://hellahumour.tumblr.com/" title="its comedy" target="_blank"&gt;it’s comedy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hellahumour.tumblr.com/post/47825047664</link><guid>http://hellahumour.tumblr.com/post/47825047664</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Apr 2013 21:17:54 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>
when i was around 5 i asked my mom why “some people were different colors” and she said “because...</title><description>&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;when i was around 5 i asked my mom why “some people were different colors” and she said “because god wanted lots of flavors” and let me tell you that was the wrong thing to say because for the next 3 years i thought god ate people when they died&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://hellahumour.tumblr.com/" title="its comedy" target="_blank"&gt;it&amp;#8217;s comedy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hellahumour.tumblr.com/post/47824602522</link><guid>http://hellahumour.tumblr.com/post/47824602522</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Apr 2013 21:12:07 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>it’s comedy</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7t5gq1qjo1ql2603o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://hellahumour.tumblr.com/" title="its comedy" target="_blank"&gt;it’s comedy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hellahumour.tumblr.com/post/47824152175</link><guid>http://hellahumour.tumblr.com/post/47824152175</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Apr 2013 21:06:15 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>it’s comedy</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/adef6333d1bcaff5eddcd7b7dc5cc3ae/tumblr_ml3u7sFE3q1riyq01o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/489f3bd51b94527f01c4cb3b335388f7/tumblr_ml3u7sFE3q1riyq01o2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4a7d1b422491c84dc3c3e68bbfd22cc7/tumblr_ml3u7sFE3q1riyq01o3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7c9ef663d9e4db29c4e02cd7dc7de921/tumblr_ml3u7sFE3q1riyq01o4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b846fc4a155541a9ace57710556f4cfa/tumblr_ml3u7sFE3q1riyq01o5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://hellahumour.tumblr.com/" title="its comedy" target="_blank"&gt;it’s comedy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hellahumour.tumblr.com/post/47798847171</link><guid>http://hellahumour.tumblr.com/post/47798847171</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Apr 2013 15:33:24 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>it’s comedy</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/67a68125ccf7cd01078591031d0bd04b/tumblr_mkuapxFIX61ql2603o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://hellahumour.tumblr.com/" title="its comedy" target="_blank"&gt;it’s comedy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hellahumour.tumblr.com/post/47798731476</link><guid>http://hellahumour.tumblr.com/post/47798731476</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Apr 2013 15:31:45 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
