sleep with me so i can put my freezing feet on you and probably take all of the covers and use you as a pillow
when u post a selfie it really brings out the true homies
AT DINNER MY PARENTS WERE TALKINBG ABOUT MY FUTURE WIFE AND LIKE TELLING ME STORIES THEY WERE GOING TO TELL HER AND I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING AND THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE SO FUNNY UBT I WAS ACTUALLY LAUGHING because im gay as hell
sorry i only like people that i never have a chance with
On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”
do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while
IN CHURCH THO???
What was the first thing you did, when you found out you got the role?