hot showers will prepare me for the burning depths of hell
i think the coolest thing would be to see a new color
"hey do you wanna get food, i’ll pay"
If you’ve seen a better picture of a dog dressed as two dogs carrying a present today, I don’t believe you.
if im ever a teacher and i see 1 fuckin kid bullying someone in my goddamn class im going to SHIT on their desk and make them write a 5 page report on what my shit smells like
tumblr can limit my posts, but they’ll never limit my swag
when you see a hot guy in public and you’re like
“blow minds not dicks”
imma blow his mind with how good i blow his dick
people trust me with their children
Because everyone needs this on their blog
still no oscar
when a character u don’t like dies
The entire cast of The Walking Dead.
Of course Brad Pitt helped hand out plates and napkins. Dude’s got 47 kids.