people who say hot cocoa instead of hot chocolate make me uncomfortable
i had to scroll back up and reblog this because it spoke to me on an emotional level

wise words to live by

beautiful moments like this come once in a lifetime
i’m always weirdly proud when my pee is clear because it’s like fuck yeah i’m so hydrated
it’s comedy
i don’t understand why people need to do drugs or party in order to have fun, have you tried mac n cheese
YOU’RE a baby
I’M a baby
WE CAN BE BABIES TOGETHER